Breaking news – “The Aliens Have Landed” – First contact made in Cape Town, South Africa – exclusive interview conducted with our first extra-terrestial visitor. Amazing information was shared, great perspective gained. We are saved!!!
In the past many claim to have seen THEM – perhaps too many to dismiss. I heard of a recent poll that 80% of the general public (1st world only) already believe in them and that there’s a gov cover-up. Anyone who does’nt believe in them yet need to visit a planetarium quick – go find out HOW BIG the universe really is.
Yes, THEM have finally finished flying now and they have landed. They are now correctly called ILO’s (“identified” and “Landed”). Explore the imagination and see them standing outside meeting with us for the first time – Mankind and the Aliens. What would we possibly say to each other?
Here’s my take… OUR FIRST GALACTIC CHAT:
Man greets: ”High there, where u frum?”
Alien: “Low there, we frum afar, (cough, coff) what you doing down there?
Man: “We burnin’ da oil”
Aliens: “Why you burn da oil?”
Man: “Because we can - rich guy could’nt get the sea water sold.”
Alien: ”Sold?”
Man: Yes, we got the Money System here. We sell stuff all the time, mostly bad stuff – it sells better. Have you also got the Money?
Alien: No, money stupid - only trouble. Our cave men used it long ago.
Man: Ok that’s cool Mr. Alien. Tell me, how did you find us?
Alien: We heard the banging. Those crackers you humans use to make the mushroom clouds. Why you do that?
Man: Easy, guy wiff biggest cracker wins!
Alien: Wins? wins what?
Man: Nothing really, everything dies… but he does get to be King. Then he can tell us all what to do.
Alien: What does he tell you to do?
Man: He shows us stuff and tells us to buy it wiff our… no, His Money.
Alien: What stuff? Like stuff you can take with you and keep forever?
Man: No, nothing like that – only stuff that breaks quickly.
Alien: Who’s got the most stuff?
Man: Only a very few - about 1% of total population.
Alien: Only a few, but thats unfair – what do you 99% do to stay happy?
Man: Prozac, drugs, alcohol… we use and take just about anything to escape.
Alien: But if they are few and you are so many… why don’t you go talk to him?
Man: We can’t. He does’nt like back-chat. He says we must just shut up and go shopping…
Alien: But if you are so many…?
Man: If we don’t listen, he will press the big red button that makes the Bang!
Alien: Oh, so actually you are scared then, hey?
Man: No not really, we mankind don’t scare quick – we got used to it by watching horror movies and lots of NEWS – we even show the children, so they also know.
Alien: Know what? Know how stupid you are?
Man: Hey, you can’t say that. We not stupid – we’ve got space shuttles… and Human Rights and lawyers…
Alien: Space shuttles… to explore the galaxies?
Man: No, we we use them to put satelites in orbit around the planet.
Alien: Why you do that?
Man: No, not us. It’s the rich guy – he puts camera’s and stuff up there so he can watch us, see when we naughty… and so he knows where to make the next big bang happen. He also uses it to send us more messages about the stuff he wants us to buy. And he uses it to tell us lies and keep us confused all the time - oblivious of the truth.
Alien: Very sad, all bad hey?
Man: No, not really. We have family and friends.
Aliens: Thats nice. Do you do alot of the family & friends thing?
Man: We can’t. The rich guy made the Money. He forced us to use it… now we can’t live or even think without it. He made us slaves – we have to work for it every day, all of us, the women (mothers) also. He’s thought up millions of stupid stuff to keep us busy… “to survive”. He is the King, you know.
Alien: No wonder there are so many of you that look so sad. In fact, there’s so many of you… whats going on?
Man: He shows us the sex all the time. He even shows the children.
Alien: Why does he show the sex?
Man: Thats how he sells his stuff quickest.
Alien: It must be hell to live here… don’t you want to come visit me on my planet?
Man: Yes Please Mr. Alien, Sir. Can we leave right now – it really sucks here. Do you have something better out there where you guys come from?
Alien: Sure hop in – I’ll show you places far away where life forms use all 100% of their brains – its great. We use solar power, wind energy, hydrogen & Oxygen (Water) and many many more, just like you… only we don’t sell it – its free.
Man: Thank you. Are you going to invite our King too?
Alien: No, lets rather leave him here to choke on the oil fumes and the CO2. That’ll teach him… and his children.
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Think travel… exploring that 95% unexplored human potential.
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